6.0fur D 3+yrN Alw 42000n1x Purse= 42000

Off Turf

Lump I GOT SWAGGER ships in from Philly where he's been facing tougher open company. All three of his wins have been on dirt and this guy seems to be tad overlaid with the 20/1 morning line.

POWER BLAST is bred sweetly for the weeds but he's got some ability and Linda thinks he's good enough to beat these on dirt. Nice dirt works. The uncoupled stablemate MTO FIGHT FOR V L T'S ain't out of this but will be overbet.

Ballsy move by Imperio to grab STYLISH FELLA out of an open claimer and "boost" him into a Slow Bred allowance contest. This horse is not without a shot in this race.

I just freshened up the bankroll via Yu Suk Tu, the same Chinese man that Obama taps for the trillions. I met Mr. Tu in Hong Kong back in '68.

ExBx: 1/5

P3: 1-5-7/8-10/5

No way I grab the winner at 5/2. The MTO kicks my ass but I'm up and still brawling although I will admit as an old lecher that Linda Rice's ass still aint bad when she's wearing a good pair of jeans. And she's no kid.

She doesn't ride my bus line when I break out the trenchcoat though.

Things have to turn around soon or I'm going to have to start looking into the underground cat pelt market.