No, I will not be part of the action as I feel it is necessary as caretaker of a lot of money for Belmont Day to sober up and return the bra and panties to Bruce Jenner via overnight express. The Lumps have been going well lately and it just cranks the hell out of me that NYRA is laying up just 8 races while proclaiming this card to be the start of some sort of three-day extravaganza with the third day set up to keep people out.

The Lumps are currently 218/20/22/27 for the meet ($376.50 total mutuel handle).

R1: SCRATCH
R2: #4 MAKING HAVOC (10/1) - Out
R3: #3 LA NINA (15/1) - Out
R4: #9 CALLING ME HOME (8/1) - Out
R5: #6 SHELDON (8/1) - Out
R6: #8 BAMBISFROSTYRACER (12/1) - Out
R7: #9 DISTORTED BEAUTY (8/1) - 3rd, $4.00
R8: #4 NIMBLE FOOT (12/1) - Out