1 Mile on Dirt
FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD FOALED IN NEW YORK STATE AND APPROVED BY THE NEW YORK STATE-BRED REGISTRY. Weight, 120 lbs. Claiming Price $30,000

Second off the long layoff for CAN'TWEALLGETALONG. Drops and stretches out. Tighter today and handles wet.

Third over and a stretchout for LAKE PARTY. In good hands with Arroyo.

I won't be on the bus later in my 45-year-old teal leisure suit with a bankroll to dance with the hot young chicks at Danny's Disco but off of a single the Ace/Three/Four/Eight will be plodding for my late DD.

Ex: 4-8/1-3-4-8

We had a Victrola when I was a kid that played 78 RPM records.

Victrola Boxzacta: 7/8

Since I have no teeth I've been gumming my binky all day and I'm just happy that THE BINKSTER got under a DD finisher at 11/1 to help my cause.

I get the $33.00 DD and the $62.00 exacta on some tap action to cut my losses to $22.00 for the day.

This is a rough tough game.

And now it's time for me to prepare some great platters of food and bowls of kibble for all the feral pussy I have waiting for me outside. And yeah, I have cans of tuna and sardines for the stainless steel "Great Dane Feed Bowl".