I catch the $16.80 DD with the chalk on a skeevy 2X2 play and the Lump (off at 5/1) under the fave pays garbage for the zacta.

I'm shoveling dung into an oncoming tide tonight.

I thought I could go to a war, work 40 years, have a paid-off house, raise a family, and then spend the rest of my life dressing as a woman, drinking beer, and playing some fine racing.

Everything worked out except for the "fine racing".

I'm still laughing though.