Only ALEX lands the DD in a busted turf field but I'm still an old Brooklyn guy and a pony diddler and I'm in for some flyers off a great day so far.

Old #10 Bailout Aqueduct Tenski Box: 10/1-3

I Wear Panties But These Are Boxers: 6/7 & 3/6

Bomb Lump ALEX goes under at 11/1 in a 2-pony box and the winner beats the fave.

Normally this would be a YACKAHOOLA! moment but in the short-field New York garbage racing the shitzacta pays $40.40.

I played Aqueduct today because my sweat is on the grandstand rail just inside the 1/8th pole from my teens, twenties, thirties, forties, fifties, and sixties but I have never seen worse racing in New York.

Congrats on the exacta box.

Kimmel's fave was a disgrace and was outrun by Alex - that says it all.
The lone MTO completed the triple.
Durkin referred to Dom's firster as "ungainly"

'Twas a day at Aqueduct that will be lost in the pages of history.

Scope EVD this evening, Rocketman.

It is my understanding that BL has handicapped the card in a new white T-shirt, snug form-fitting overalls, and all the while she had no shoes on her feet.

No male horseplayer over the age of sixteen would want to miss that action.

What on earth are you talking about? Don't you listen to them on tv? Everything is fine, everything is wonderful!

And Uncle Mo has landed in New York, too. If you go to Aqueduct on Saturday, they'll provide you gratis with a colorful bracelet with his name on it - similar to what they wrap around your wrist in a hospital. Provided you haven't slit your wrists before then.

Good luck at Evangeline Downs tonight....I don't even know where that track is located. Sheboygan?

EVD is in a swamp in Louisiana in a place called Opelousas. If you speak some French the women will rub against you while asking you about what your favorite swamp creature is for dinner.

Some few years back we had a Board Meeting on Wood Day at Aqueduct and we caught a 60+ degree day in the sun with a lot of fans. I think BUDDA won it with Day up. I just wish we had close to the same enthusiasm we had back then but now racing is a money deal for the players - it's no longer a fan deal with the New York garbage racing.