Turf Seven Furlongs F&M Alw/opt Claimers 35K 3&up

Bad doubles land with 1/2/4 but at least one is in some OK multis but as an old fart horseplayer I understand that backing chalk only insures your passage to the soup kitchen with holes in your shoes and problems with your old drawers as the elastic band unravels.

I dribbled a double.

DD: 1-4-8/5-6

I just asked my wife for a QUICKIE for after this race before the late P3 takes off and now my lip is bleeding and my jaw aches.

Nobody here ever better stop laughing.

24 and 48 and you're racing for the place in a turf sprint most of the time although the strangled close-up winner didn't grab the lead until they went by the half.

I take my beating like a man - crying with the minimal pain that a woman would shrug off.