8.5fur T 3+yrN Clm 20000n2l Purse= 24000

Stop with the turf updates! The word is out! Start 'capping!

SLAMM'N LOU, PICO DINERO, and AHGOGO handle wet turf and may be the horses to beat but I've been sniffing glue out of a gallon Ziploc bag this morning.

Lump MILLENIUM JET is zip for 26 on turf but he's been in the $$$ ten times. His figs are on a 5-race upswing and he's been right there in two straight. This horse is not a good or great racehorse but I'm a fan of his and I have to cover. If he's ever going to win a turf race in New York today could be the day. Husbands knows his mount and trainer Pringle is a nice fellow who needs a win for the small barn. I'm drinking Maxwell House this morning but I can tell you that I'll be rooting for this old gelding off the second turn like a crazy man on bad whiskey later today.

Yourpicking the same horse to win and lose. How can you bet that??????????????

I yield to the Chair.

The 6/9 Lumps grab a great double and the 1/4/5/6/9 carry on a P3.

If I was going to have electrodes attached to my groin this morning I would have squealed out that AHGOGO would be my single here if I had to have one.

The ice cream man just parked out front while playing that insane tune over and over again.

I grabbed the .45 off the top shelf of my closet and a magazine with five out of my desk. I charged the weapon and worked the slide to get one in the chamber and snapped it on safe. As I ran out the front door the bastard saw me and drove off while the kids scattered. I never knew an ice cream truck could move that fast.

ExBx: 4/5

The MILLENIUM JET just missed second in a great effort. Jeez, that horse tried like hell.

PECKER DINERO threw in a clunker as the fave as the P3 moves on.

The JET reminds me of the fellow that shows up at a brothel with a roll of fifties and still can't land a date.