Gotta go shopping here.

The Lump POLICE CHATTER figures to be overbet with Ramon up but an OK number should still be in play.

Yeah, and we all know that if Harpo Marx was aboard he'd still be at the 8/1 that he opened with.

Well, you still have to dance with your bestest girlfriend even if she shows up all torn up and reeking of sweat.

ExBx: 5/4-7-8

DD: 5/2-4-7-8

Now I have to dream up a P3.

P3 Bucker Flucker: 1-3-4-5-7-8/2/3

The Rasty with the Jiffy Pop Popcorn hat leading the #1 horse around the paddock had a huge smile on his face.

I like the across wager with SHMOOZ. That horse is dead in the show pool.

I was rich until the final strides. The 8 and 5 zacta was coming back $399.

Now I'm sorry I took a shower since my drawers are hopelessly wrecked.

When my wife heard me scream, "Stay there you &*%$sucker!!!" she gathered up the cats and locked herself up in a closet. I think she's got a large carving knife, water, a flashlight, and cat food with her.

On a serious note, that one makes the 2011 Belmont Tough Beat Highlights. That payday zacta was flying OK well inside the sixteeth pole.

Hey, it's early and it only takes one.