1 Mile | State Bred | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up | MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT | Purse: $41,000

JUPITER TRIO did one of the biggest tank jobs of the meet last out when beat in a thundering herd of six at 1/5. Still looks best here.

ALL CLASS comes back to dirt, stretches out, and puts on the blinks. Englehart rates an "A" for effort in shaking things up and Garcia stays. The rail won't hurt.

Until I put my glasses on I thought we had a firster going here named ASS SHAPE but the horse is ESS SHAPE. Frank Martin is zip for 54 at the meet and firing 2% for the year. Nice works though if you're looking for a bomber. This one could pay huge.

Speaking of ASS SHAPE, my thoughts drift off to women's beach volleyball:

You're not supposed to lose money on a 2X2 DD if you get it but that's what I'm going to do if JUPITER TRIO gets home. The only saving grace would be that the P3 moves on.

Brother Jeebs had it right with the bad racing in his post below but I knew that. It's like being the fifteenth Marine in line for the only girl in the ville that's working - you either catch your favorite action off the layoff or you do without.

Just never stop laughing.

The Bridgies are on the deuce and that's OK. If the bum gets home for my loser DD I'm going to kick off some action.

P3: 2/2-3/5

If you get the chalk off the board the show slots are going to be huge.

The DD lands and I have two Pick 3s flying with singles galore.

I'm sweeping the card and losing. Hey, it's action!