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Author:  1/4 Pole [ Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Del Mar 1st

At my house we stink at handicapping the horses that race over shredded condoms, old tires, and crushed panty elastic but Saratoga was OK today and we're prepared to blow back some dough. Now and again the Del Mar figs I buy from a hunchback in Costa Rica do OK.

In the first race, Lump GLOBAL INSPIRATION has no choice except to fire from the rail but I believe the race will come down to ASANTI or JOINT AGREEMENT when they're running late.

I haven't been to the races at Del Mar in 42 years. I wonder if that pretty 19-year-old girl I met is still looking for me. I'm guessing 'no'.

Author:  1/4 Pole [ Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Del Mar 1st

We fired a 3-6/6/3 P3.

Here's where the losing starts but Old Tight Tina is in the downstairs saloon. The varicose veins on her thighs look like a 1916 road map of the northeast corner of Colorado.

Author:  1/8-pole [ Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Del Mar 1st

I suck. Played a flyer 3/6/7 cold tri cause I was born on March 6 of 77. Nosed out!

Author:  1/4 Pole [ Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Del Mar 1st

The figs fire a semi-OK zacta on the box if you busted the two for $24.

That grey thing was 'gallumping' down the lane.

SOTB has some doubles going.

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