The soon-to-be 62-year-old busty teen bride is out of here on Friday morning to visit our granddaughter Allison down in Virginia. She will be back Sunday evening.

I've got cash and two good legs while the car is away for a couple of days but guess what? She went out this afternoon to lay in cat food and groceries as if I was to be stranded for weeks as a penniless hobo with no freight train coming.

I like her a little bit.