The bride went out for food today at ShopRite with her coupons. She also caught Walmart for a bargain or two before going to Costco for bulk stuff we use like toilet paper, paper plates and paper towels. She lugged the goods in while I was battling the farmers and tourists and sharpies up at Saratoga.

Mary told me that the trunk of the Chrysler was loaded up with great amounts of cat food for the feral felines. She also told me that she had some C-notes to get into a deal with the Town of Hempstead animal shelter to get the cats out back neutered. She also told me that if I didn't get off my ass for the feral cats she would neuter me with my favorite steak knife.

Not about the "steak knife"