John is 39 and will be here this weekend on a drive out of Illinois via Ohio to see two children.

He's into a good job out of Chicago and caught some time off with his wife. Perhaps he's getting out of mommy's basement after almost 40 years. He's been told to get rid of the car in the driveway and haul out his belongings. Everything left behind is going to the curb as garbage.

Maybe the busty teen bride and I can can finally hang out in the downstairs saloon with it all to our own.

She don't want to hang with you and you miss my ass

Your mother loves you a tad as does Dad.

Wifecloves you guys and so does the dumb ass son . She keeps me in line the wife does

You were a 17-year-old veteran in uniform just like your old man was. That ain't bad for a kid loving his country and going through rough stuff in the United States Army to be a rifleman.

Pop's proud for that service.