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 Post subject: Lady Tennis Player To Make "Adjustments"
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:17 am 
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Best "doubles" I've ever seen on a tennis court:

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Feeling her game is being affected by her "assets," Romanian tennis player Simona Halep has decided to undergo breast reduction surgery in an attempt to improve her play.

Full story at: ed.blogspot.com

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 Post subject: Re: Lady Tennis Player To Make "Adjustments"
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:59 pm 
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nooooo! :o

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 Post subject: Re: Lady Tennis Player To Make "Adjustments"
PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 5:03 am 
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That is horrible. A day to mourn for sure!!! :? :x :cry:


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 Post subject: Re: Lady Tennis Player To Make "Adjustments"
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:54 pm 
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1/8-pole wrote:
That is horrible. A day to mourn for sure!!! :? :x :cry:


That is your reaction :mrgreen: but the tennis player is right...those giant bozooms impede her swing...and her ability to win $$$$$$$$$$!


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 Post subject: Re: Lady Tennis Player To Make "Adjustments"
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:16 pm 
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wooley85 wrote:
1/8-pole wrote:
That is horrible. A day to mourn for sure!!! :? :x :cry:


That is your reaction :mrgreen: but the tennis player is right...those giant bozooms impede her swing...and her ability to win $$$$$$$$$$!



Impede my want for her to. Oh well!!! :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Lady Tennis Player To Make "Adjustments"
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:27 pm 
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Young girl with a speech impediment sees a doctor. He puts the stethoscope on her chest.

Doctor: "Big breaths."

Girl: "Yeth! And I'm only thirteen!"

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