Yes, I understand that in 2015 when a man thinks about "woman work", a kitchen or a floor that needs scrubbing or a bedroom should never come to mind. Hey, I heard Hillary's speech about women's equality two weeks ago from San Francisco while every gal on her Secretary of State staff made 72 cents for every dollar a male made. It was even worse for her staff when she was a New York senator and actually had more control of the payroll. But Hillary was probably too busy burying e-mails to notice. Bill has sent two e-mails in his entire life but Hillary made thirty thousand go away.

No matter. The old teen bride shlumped the 75-mile round trip into lower Manhattan today to do her work and come home.

And now she's baking Irish soda bread from scratch and working up a different recipe for Irish muffins to bring to her colleagues and co-workers and boss and the cleaning people and the parking lot fellow from India for St. Patrick's Day. And the elevator guys and the desk people who work at the World Financial Center.

I may have to keep her after the 42-year tryout expires in early May.