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 Post subject: I Owe The Bride Of 44 Years $2, Wooley
PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:36 pm 
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Taylor Swift won her lawsuit for having her ass groped. She caught the $1.00 in her court action.

Monday morning I made coffee for the wife and patted her on the ass when she got out of bed.

On Tuesday the wife asked me to run an errand on Wednesday morning and I said yes. That's when I hugged her and laid my right hand low and put it on her ass while I held her close.

I don't want to be sued like that idiot that got his picture taken with Taylor Swift. I can afford the two bucks if it'll keep me out of a courtroom.

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