Better watch out! The Mom cat will report you to HR 
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| Author: | 1/4 Pole [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Grabbing Lady Tail Is Bad News Now, Wooley |
Harvey Weinstein, Senator Franken, that Moore idiot down south that likes little girls, Matt Lauer and so may more... I should have known better. After the getaway at Aqueduct the momcat Mister Mittens was up in the man cave rubbing her head up against my left ankle while I was sitting at my desk. She wanted me to go downstairs and lay out some cat treats for her to crunch. I reached down to pet her head and shoulders. And then I put my hand around her upraised tail for a gentle petting. That's when she glared at me and let out a short hiss with her fangs showing. She's still a little bit "street" and I should have known better. The momcat will probably sleep with me tonight but I won't bring a hand near her in the dark for a petting - I don't like bleeding. At home I try to keep my hands at least six feet away from my wife at all times and at ShopRite shortly after 6 a.m. when the place is dead I will not push my shopping cart into an aisle that has a woman in it. And I never get by a day without laughing a little bit. |
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| Author: | wooley85 [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Grabbing Lady Tail Is Bad News Now, Wooley |
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