This morning it was 31 degrees by my house so I wanted to warm up the car before I went out on a bagel run. I went to a window with the clicky thingy but the car wouldn't start. When I looked to my hand I noticed that I was clicking the remote for the man cave space heater.

The wife figures she can get me into a home for the aged but she's not sure there's one around that takes old Marine Corps pony players that like beer.