I had to install brackets for some new Venetian blinds that the tom Trouble had wrecked by trying to get a better look out the windows all winter. The wife is like most women. She believes that every sex maniac east of the Mississippi is in our front yard every night to peep at her through her windows.

YouTube is nuts with videos showing house cats tangled in Venetian blinds that are all the way down and blocking their view from a perch. And they're all true. And 99.999% of the crazy men east of the Mississippi are at home with their wives at night and not on my front lawn. Trust me on that one.

"No" chance of" accidents" with new blinds and hangers.

Trouble requires an unobstructed view; and Mrs 1/4 shielded from any prying eyes. Never be :too safe: with drones flying around.

Just got Golden State killer after 40 years,, 12 murders 50 rapes and 120 burglaries.