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Wednesday's Laugh Of The Day, Wooley
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Author:  1/4 Pole [ Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Wednesday's Laugh Of The Day, Wooley

Sea food - the girl I live with for 45 years likes shrimp and lobster tails. And that's it. The bride on Social Security told me that she would lay out dinner for the cats outside and save me the chore. That was nice.

I told the wife that if she opened a huge can of mackerel I would show her how to dig out the fish spines so that the cats outside wouldn't be eating bone. She went for Friskies and canned chicken and told me that she'd rather be unconscious in Harvey Weinstein's hotel room as a teen than open a can of mackerel.

Author:  wooley85 [ Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wednesday's Laugh Of The Day, Wooley

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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