There is time but on the first day of Fall a man's thoughts begin to start start thinking about new oil and gas for the snowblower and the bride and I ponder the gazebo breakdown. Hey, some great weather is still ahead but nobody wants to get caught short

The teen bride of just 44 years has a plan to launder the cat beds in the garage or maybe replace them depending on the wear. Not one outside cat during the nasty winter of '17-'18 died and we're all in to keep that record intact. Good food and shelter in a dry place with a soft insulated bed to lay up is all a cat needs to beat the cold weather.

If I was a widower (God forbid) I'd be on a reality show called "Asshole Beer-Drinking Cat Hoarder".

Good one!