I had come down with a nasty cold for the first time in years with aches and I went to bed at 10 p.m. By 10:03 in the dark the momcat jumped into bed with me and slammed her rump into my left hip. I was coughing and sneezing and thrashing around feeling poorly.

By 10:40 the momcat had had enough and left me to go sleep someplace else. I finally fell asleep and when I woke up just before dawn the tom Trouble was asleep by my feet. I flipped some blanket over him and nodded off for another couple of hours of rest.

The momcat Mister Mittens prefers her male bunky flunky (me) to be quiet and not moving around in bed when she crashes by me with the "rump thump". She always sleeps flat on her side with me with her ass rammed into my side or hip. If I'm coughing and sneezing and rolling around she apparently gets pissed.

Might lose your job as #1 flunky Better get well soooon!