I've been to Ireland more than once and my grandparents and beyond are from there. I married an Irish girl in 1973 and we're still together. If we divorce both our devout Catholic mothers will come out of the grave to haunt us and we don't want that.

A delivery is coming tonight from Ireland that includes rashers and bangers. Rashers are Irish bacon and bangers are Irish breakfast sausage all loaded up with greasy pig guts and congealed blood. Don't even ask about the Irish pudding that's coming. That pile of glop rates yellow police tape and forensic people to find out who or what got butchered.

The rashers and bangers are a great treat with eggs or pancakes in the morning though.