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Author: | 1/4 Pole [ Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:45 am ] |
Post subject: | Laugh Of The Day - July 8th |
It's unusual to catch the laugh of the day at 6 a.m. but I did it today. The cat has officially been named Mittens by the bride and since having the four kittens the other day she's eating several cans of cat food a day and drinking water like an old mule to keep the milk flowing. The bride was pulling out of here at 6:30 this morning so I drove over to Pathmark at 6 to buy catfood. We didn't need any groceries so I bought a gallon of 2% milk, 3 bananas and 12 cans of cat food. The store is mostly empty at that hour. You guessed it. A woman my age in the store on her way to work saw what I was buying and figured I was a destitute old fart living on cat food. She wanted to buy me a steak and pay for my order. Nah, I wasn't offended, I simply explained the deal with the stray cat and we both had a laugh. I thanked her for her kindness. I was touched but I saw the humor in it. I have nightmares about the bride buying a litterbox, having Mittens spayed and turning into a Cat Woman with about a hundred of them in the house. The night before Mittens had the kittens I walked into the living room and my wife was sitting there reading a book with the cat curled up on her lap sound asleep. I have never seen or heard of a feral cat so gentle and trusting as Mittens. |
Author: | oldguy [ Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laugh Of The Day - July 8th |
At least the cat is getting some lovin. ![]() ![]() |
Author: | jusmissed [ Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laugh Of The Day - July 8th |
Lol...what a kind woman. And I think Mittens found the right house:) |
Author: | 1/4 Pole [ Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laugh Of The Day - July 8th |
OG, I haven't been this involved with so much pussy since Nixon was in the White House. I'm still sipping coffee and working today's card but I'm still laughing. If there's a Dog Heaven I know I'm raising the hackles of Spot, Mac, Susie, Donna, and Sandy. Jeez, Mac used to get loose and bring home dead cats as presents for my father. |
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