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 Post subject: How Things Really Work
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:49 pm 
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It is the month of August, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one. The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser. The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit. The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there. The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything. At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.


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 Post subject: Re: How Things Really Work
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:57 pm 
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We are fuked to say the least. All praise Obama!!! He will bury us all. Hope Ireland will take us Micks back. lol


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 Post subject: Re: How Things Really Work
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:06 pm 
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I wonderif Spitzers girls have Cleared up Their Tabs yet !!


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 Post subject: Re: How Things Really Work
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:29 am 
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whats the color of the sky in your world? :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: How Things Really Work
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:04 am 
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Very Cloudy Indeed


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 Post subject: Re: How Things Really Work
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:57 pm 
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Yorker wrote:
It is the month of August, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one. The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser. The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit. The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there. The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything. At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.


Yorker, got to give you credit for your novel, but simplistic, view of how our economy works. If it entertainers you and you don't mind the rolling eyes :roll:, this is the board to say whatever you wish.


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