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Post subject: Reasonable women Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:28 pm |
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Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 12:04 am Posts: 2382
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If you haven't seen this already . . .
Older Women Are So Reasonable
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL". NOW I HAVE A$1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.' MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
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Grits
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Post subject: Re: Reasonable women Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:38 pm |
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Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 3:11 pm Posts: 294
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LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Such a good one 78th, truly so.
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Post subject: Re: Reasonable women Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:20 am |
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Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 1:21 pm Posts: 71536
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I wrote a beauty in response but after checking it out for editing I slammed into the "delete" button.
Let's just say that sleeping close to your wife is a whole lot better than sleeping behind the garage, in the garage or out in the street.
_________________ The race doesn't always go to the swift and the strong but that's the way to bet.
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