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Post subject: Cat Nipples Are Loaded With Drugs Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:31 pm |
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Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 1:21 pm Posts: 71536
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The 4 kittens are 4 weeks old today and they're rolling around now. One of them has been clocked in 22 flat for the quarter.
All over the house they are starting to scamper.
What happens is that Mister Mittens comes in from outside and "mews" to them.
She gets them all together, lays down and nurses them. They feed and all crash for sleep.
I have four wonderful healthy kittens up for adoption in about two weeks or so. Samyn has asked for one so that leaves three. I can put them into a shelter that will put them down but I do not want to do that.
I did not knock up Mister Mittens despite admiring her cute little cat hips and sexy pink lips and the green eyes. I have only made a committment to have her spayed and give her a good life away from the streets in a good home. She now knows that my wife and I love her and that she has a home but the kittens will have to go.
Shoot me a PM if you're interested or would like to see photos. This old Marine ain't doing 5 cats no how no way.
_________________ The race doesn't always go to the swift and the strong but that's the way to bet.
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Post subject: Re: Cat Nipples Are Loaded With Drugs Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:49 pm |
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Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 12:42 pm Posts: 1928 Location: Mechanicville, NY
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Please sell at 200.00 per, and get up here You have a big heart bro.
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Post subject: Re: Cat Nipples Are Loaded With Drugs Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:06 pm |
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If I could could get $200 for selling pussy I'd be walking the streets of Harlem with gold teeth and a Panama hat.
_________________ The race doesn't always go to the swift and the strong but that's the way to bet.
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Post subject: Re: Cat Nipples Are Loaded With Drugs Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:46 pm |
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Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 1:21 pm Posts: 71536
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Earlier today I walked by Mister Mittens when she was sound asleep. I bent over to rub her head and ears and she never moved.
When I went to rub her belly and back legs she screamed, went up in the air, and was all claws and teeth.
I'm still trying to figure out where she could have met a U.S. Marine before she got here.
_________________ The race doesn't always go to the swift and the strong but that's the way to bet.
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1/4 Pole
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Post subject: Re: Cat Nipples Are Loaded With Drugs Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:18 pm |
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Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 1:21 pm Posts: 71536
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Seriously, I have 4 beautiful healthy kittens up for adoption.
I do not know their sex. I have only been married 37 years and I have trouble with IDing naked creatures, especially females.
But with a good book and help from my wife I will know everything by the time the kittens are ready to leave their mother in about two weeks.
_________________ The race doesn't always go to the swift and the strong but that's the way to bet.
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