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| Author: | Yorker [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Democrat , Republican or Redneck |
Forgive an Arkansasan Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following situation and question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 Cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question. Does the man look poor? Oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click ... Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?" Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?" Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!" |
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| Author: | 1/8-pole [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Democrat , Republican or Redneck |
1 Shot 1 kill is how I was taught in the Army. |
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| Author: | TheFlagIsUp [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Democrat , Republican or Redneck |
Yorker, your blatant ignorance doesnt even deserve to be dignified with a response. |
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| Author: | 1/8-pole [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Democrat , Republican or Redneck |
TheFlagIsUp wrote: Yorker, your blatant ignorance doesnt even deserve to be dignified with a response. But Will if that is the case why did you have to say it? LOL |
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| Author: | Yorker [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Democrat , Republican or Redneck |
Flaggy is a Democrat 1/8th . They Think The Rest of us are all ignorant . see He doesn't even see his post as degrading to a guy maybe twice his age and a 20 plus year veteren . of Course My response is wrong and Evil or degrading to him . Freebies Supplied by The Ignorants is what most Democrats Expect. Wonder if He ever would take up Arms for His Country ? I know I don't Want to count on any Dem Shooting the Enemy . Too busy Thinking the Enemy Might Negotiate while they blow your head off But Hey I'm Ignorant to Think That !!! Obblaber will save the World and Osama Bin Laden is Just Misunderstood A Marine An Army guy and A navy Guy Disagree with Flaggie What a Surprise ????? |
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| Author: | 1/8-pole [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Democrat , Republican or Redneck |
I dont talk Politics with Will as it will keep us friends by not talking bout that evil sh!t!! |
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| Author: | Yorker [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Democrat , Republican or Redneck |
Hey I got Nothin against Flag , politics is just Differences . got no Idea whe He Calls Me Ignorant and Drunk ??? Hard to Stay Balanced when Folks take that Approach . |
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