Cats are very clean creatures. They will not dirty your home. They will use the litterbox.

In the morning after the cats have head-butted you in bed and put paws into your face (before dawn & claws in) and worked your legs with "kneading" (again, claws in) you will get out of bed to feed them. You'll lay out some breakfast and then think you should scoop the litterboxes. The cats eat.

Most times you will scoop the litterbox and see that a cat or two is sitting behind you as you "scoop the poop". They will stare at you. You will lay out fresh cat litter and smooth it all out. When you are done a cat will immediately jump into the litterbox and shit. You will stand there like a pissed-off idiot. When cat #1 is done cat #2 will jump in to let his/her bowels and bladder loose. Cat #3 is at the first litterbox you took care of and is looking to heaven as he/she drops a new load of cat cakes.

I can play the radio but cats play me like a harp.

Pole, you have to write a book on cat care!

I have a self cleaning litter box. There's never a line at my house.