The little girl cat cried when 1/8 Pole stuffed her into the microwave oven and began hitting buttons (beep, beep, beep). Her little paws were up against the door as she cried for her life as John was going nuts from a tough beat.

Nah, never happened.

Sometimes when nobody's looking my son will pick up Shiloh, pet her nicely, kiss her, and ask her how's she doing. He adores his first "cat love" Mister Mittens and he goes well with the tomcat Trouble.

The only stuff 1/8 Pole rams into the microwave is food to reheat and then he'll share it with the cats.

You can't believe everthing you read here - just most of the stuff. John would go into small arms fire to grab a dog or a cat out of harm's way.