Just sucker some humans to take you in as a young pregnant girl not yet two.

Be good to your kittens with your maternal instincts.

Get adopted with top-shelf medical care.

Take over the house and be treated well. Eat like the streets never could do it.

Get chubby - your uterus and ovaries are gone. No way you're going to be a mother again. Or be a foxy female feline looking for street action.

Eat a big dinner on November 4th, 2011 and then go upstairs by me, fart, moan with happiness and go lay down in a warm bed.

Jeez, Mister Mittens, you got it made.

What a contented cat.

She knows she rules!