The bride laid in a new bag of kibble tonight for the cats and left the bag in the living room to do other things before putting it away. Bad idea - the tomcat Tomcat was on it as soon as she left the room. He had no trouble getting into the bag with his claws and spreading the kibble around with joy and glee.
The cat was arrested, made to empty his pockets and booked. All he was carrying was his favorite mouse toy and kibble dust on his lips and whiskers. This is the mug shot taken at the station:
