Yes, he's huge. Yes, he's gorgeous. Yes, he's the nicest cat you will ever meet. Yes, he doesn't eat unless he's hungry. Yes, the bulging gonads under his tail are gone. Yes, my wife and I love him dearly. Yes, his claws are huge but I caught him today licking a paw after trimming some front claws on his own with his teeth (my bad).



Your guts can't stretch out that far! Well, yes they can when you're a young tomcat doing a stretch at the downstairs saloon:

Trouble is determined not to lose that GQ bod...stays in shape and watches his diet

And I just noticed little Shiloh's sleeping head in the upper right corner of the first photo. Yup, and she's dragged the bride's pink bathrobe to her nest.