(1) Pack the cat's belly with expensive salmon.

(2) If it's December like today is, make sure the thermostat is set at 70 degrees.

(3) Be certain to provide fresh water and costly cat treats next to the salmon.

(4) Try to get the crazed cat into your recliner.

(5) Rub her belly and ears gently while she purrs. Kiss her nose if you've got the courage.

(6) Stand back and take a photo. Be feeling OK that you saved a tiny kitten that had no shot at life outside.