All day today, on Wood Day between races, I was chasing the terrible tomcat Trouble all over the house with sticks and bats in my hands. He had angered me by being the nicest male animal that I have ever met.
Well, maybe not, but anyway I caught the huge tom tonight in the living room. He knows me from his first moments as a newborn kitten almost five years ago. Last night he slept under some old blankets near my feet that prisoners in the Bastille would have tossed while his mother was rolled up into my left hip.
Jeez, the huge tom here had gonads under his tail as a kitten hat made me envious as a fellow male mammal.
Nicest huge cat that you could ever meet. We love him at my house: