No, it wasn't a girl with cash and good handicapping skills - it was the runt kitten Shiloh that nobody will adopt. She was trying to sleep off a great lunch.
When her birthday in July comes I might begin to understand why nobody is ever going to want to adopt a 7-year-old female runt kitten but I'm not sure. The cat has never done a bad thing here and is gentle. She has never done anything but be a sweet lovely cat beast and be a joy to be near. Nobody wanted her when she was a kitten so I think we may keep her.