Guys are usually OK going to bed with a younger girl and I'm OK with that deal as an old disgusting reprobate with memories and doctor visits for shots.
Tonight as an old fart I'm being stalked by a younger girl. She's off the street and waiting for me to go to bed. Once I'm there and the lights are off she'll jump into bed with me for a sleep. She'll flop and purr while I lay some part of an old blanket over her and rub her ears and skull. She will not bite or scratch me.
This momcat Mister Mittens needs to be back on the street to catch her full potential.