As chronic animal abusers my wife, son, and I make sure that the cats are mistreated three times a day. In this photo you will see the momcat Mister Mittens stretching out upon my bed after being abused by a large bowl of whitefish, tuna, and salmon. Fresh water and milk also added to her misery.
Sweet Babycakes was also abused with premium cat food and love and joined her mother for a nap and maybe grab some time to heal before dinner.
I'm telling you - these cats bring in more joy as pets than anybody deserves.