Nine good cowboys aboard nine great mounts couldn't herd three cats more than ten feet. Cat owners that provide thousands of dollars worth of great furniture, comforters, blankets, and cat beds can't get a cat to snooze wherever the goddamn cat doesn't want to nap either. Cats go where cats want to go and they don't give a flying &%$# about what you think about where they should be.

I caught Mister Mittens and her daughter Shiloh crashed for an afternoon nap in a place I would not have thought of. Sweet Babycakes will jump into the chair at night when the lights are off but Mom and her together during the afternoon in the kitchen is a new deal.

Bought our cat the 20 buck scratching board thing, he has no interest. He likes scratching the 800.00 sofa instead

I clip the cats claws now and again but earlier today I caught the tomcat Trouble sitting in my recliner. He had his right rear straight up in the air and was nibbling the claws to get them shorter.

We have scratch boards all over the place but cats usually want to grind their claws down on valuable property.