The momcat Mister Mittens and her daughter Shiloh wanted dinner so they came up to the man cave and rubbed up against me and mewed and cried and and posed like common street sluts that were grabbing five bucks for doing dirty photographs or something worse.
I fed the cats a wonderful array of premium cat food. Now happy with full bellies, they don't want anything to do with me, especially the young girl provacateur.
