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Post subject: Another Bed Horror Story, Wooley Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 8:27 pm |
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The other night I went to bed alone while safe, sane and sober. Before I could doze off a creature jumped into my bed and flopped while ramming a rump into my left hip. It was the momcat and we both went to sleep but before I could go to sleep I had to rub her skull, neck and shoulders.
As a geezer I sometimes have to get up in the middle of the night since my prostate is the size of North Dakota and is up against my bladder and I need to pee. I got out of bed on the wrong side and flipped my blankets and comforter over the momcat. When I got back into bed I took back the blankets and comforter and that made the momcat angry. She liked being buried under blankets on a cold winter's night. I split the blankets with her and covered her with most of the comforter.
I'm just not having good times in bed with girls anymore.
_________________ The race doesn't always go to the swift and the strong but that's the way to bet.
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Post subject: Re: Another Bed Horror Story, Wooley Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:53 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Another Bed Horror Story, Wooley Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:21 am |
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Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 1:21 pm Posts: 71536
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The wife has described my situation in that manner.
_________________ The race doesn't always go to the swift and the strong but that's the way to bet.
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